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Hiya, kids.Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill.Don't buy drugs.Become a pop star and they give you them for free !!
I am the lobster!
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Karen : So what's this big news?
Daisy (her daughter) : We've been given our parts in the nativity play and I'm the lobster.
Karen : The lobster?
Daisy : Yeah.
Karen : In the nativity play?
Daisy : Yeah. First Lobster.
Karen : There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy : Duuuh !
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Karen : So what's this big news?
Daisy (her daughter) : We've been given our parts in the nativity play and I'm the lobster.
Karen : The lobster?
Daisy : Yeah.
Karen : In the nativity play?
Daisy : Yeah. First Lobster.
Karen : There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy : Duuuh !
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# Posté le samedi 15 octobre 2005 14:39
Shit !
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Assistant : And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
Prime Minister : Hello, Natalie.
Natalie : Hello, David. I mean, sir.Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister : You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie : Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.Oh, piss it!
Prime Minister : Hello, Natalie.
Natalie : Hello, David. I mean, sir.Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister : You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie : Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.Oh, piss it!
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# Posté le vendredi 14 octobre 2005 06:34
Modifié le vendredi 14 octobre 2005 06:46
Love Actually.
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Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed,I don't see that.Seems to me that love is everywhere.Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives,boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
When the planes hit the Twin Towers,none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,hey were all messages of love.lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.
Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives,boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
When the planes hit the Twin Towers,none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,hey were all messages of love.lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.
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# Posté le jeudi 13 octobre 2005 15:11
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